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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford is a really long...
Plot The title obviously gave away the ending, so I ended up spending two and a half hours waiting for something I knew was coming. That’s not to say it wasn’t a good story, it’s just that knowing how...
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Step on the brakes, it’s a Drowning Mona review
Today’s bonus review is to celebrate TIWAM’s two achievements from yesterday…Over 100 views in one day, and subscriber #150 (plus a few more)! Once again, you guys are the best! Plot This is a very...
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ParaNorman is the worst time I’ve had at the movies all year
Despite claiming earlier that this was a “Wait to rent it” movie, I saw it in the theater anyway. Also, I know I don’t usually give it all away in the title like that, but, you guys…this film is...
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Say cheese, it’s a Gone Baby Gone review
Why yes, I am a bit embarrassed at the silliness of today’s post title. Thanks for asking! Plot This whole story seemed very disjointed, like the second act wasn’t completely connected to the...
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There’s always someone watching this Ocean’s Eleven review
Plot A few plot holes and Julia Roberts’ inexplicable change of heart towards the main character kept this from getting a 3 here. Characters Anytime a movie has this many characters, there’s always...
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Protect your fake baby! It’s an Ocean’s Twelve review
Plot The overall plot makes sense in relation to the first movie, but it’s the way they went about it that was a little too complicated, a little too confusing, and a little too under-explained....
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Today’s blue light special is an Attention Shoppers review
Just for you, my special friends, a Black Friday bonus review of a film so obscure it doesn’t have its own Wikipedia page. Plot This was apparently based on a true story…not that there was much of a...
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When you’re done screaming, it’s just going to be an Ain’t Those Bodies...
Don’t mind me…just testing out a slightly cleaner scorecard. Plot This movie only had a little bit to say, and it didn’t take way too long to tell it. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a film that...
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This Good Will Hunting review is not your fault
I got tired of reviewing movies that start with “A”, so here you go. Plot The movie was almost halfway over before it started getting good. Characters Stellan Skarsgard and Robin Williams were...
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Come work at the mill with an Out of the Furnace review
Plot Talk about a slow boil. Not much of anything happened until the halfway point of the movie. Characters Christian Bale…King of Accents. Everybody else was good, too. Visuals Drab colors? Check....
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